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RFdemon
 Post subject: Seven hundred and ten
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:15 pm 
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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven hundred and ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven hundred and ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'.

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' the mechanic fainted

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 Post subject: Re: Seven hundred and ten
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:19 pm 

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Location: Cheltenham
RFdemon wrote:
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven hundred and ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven hundred and ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'.


Love it, even though I'm a woman!

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' the mechanic fainted

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Strongbow
 Post subject: Re: Seven hundred and ten
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:45 pm 
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Hi

Old ones are allways the best. LOL

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Night Nurse
 Post subject: Re: Seven hundred and ten
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:56 pm 

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Doesn't that just remind you of any body :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:


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RFdemon
 Post subject: Re: Seven hundred and ten
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:35 am 
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As soon as I saw it, I thought of you Pauline!

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Night Nurse
 Post subject: Re: Seven hundred and ten
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:23 am 

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Hi :oldman: ,
you're so kind ;) Always thinking of me :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF:
I was thinking more in the line of P.O.W.D.E.R and I.P.S.G.A :sc: :sc: :sc: :VF: :VF: :VF:


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RFdemon
 Post subject: Re: Seven hundred and ten
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:09 am 
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....and there I was thinking about the time you struggled to close the 710 cap on the Harley!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Seven hundred and ten
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:09 pm 

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:VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: I forgot about that :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF:
I still have trouble even now xxx


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RFdemon
 Post subject: Re: Seven hundred and ten
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:52 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Strongbow
 Post subject: Re: Seven hundred and ten
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:38 pm 
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I have to say D for Diesel takes some beating :lol: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF:

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Night Nurse
 Post subject: Re: Seven hundred and ten
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:15 am 

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Now, who the bloody hell rattled your cage :wave: :wave: :wave: :nana: :nana: :nana: :wkd: :wkd: :wkd:


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 Post subject: Re: Seven hundred and ten
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 Post subject: Re: Seven hundred and ten
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:03 pm 
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Oh s**t :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF: :VF:

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